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When the jeans that you bought in hope or in haste When you park for five minutes in a resident’s bayĪnd return to discover you’ve been towed away When your quick break hotel, turns into a slumĪnd your holiday photos show only your thumb When the forecast said “Fine”, but you’re out in a storm When your coffee’s too cool, and your wine is too warm When somebody tells you, you’re looking your age When your thrilling whodunit has lost its last page When life is just threatening to drive you insane When your plane’s been delayed, and you’ve missed the last train. When your mind’s in a mess and your head’s in a spin I’ll be there my darling, through thick and through thin Not to be confused by the famous Friends theme tune (although that would make a funny wedding reading itself!), this reading does a great job at painting a picture of life's realities. If you find you share a resemblance with the characters in this wedding reading then, by all means, give your guests a laugh. Work it together until everything is well mixed and bake gently forever. Stir the pounded wit and good humour into the sweet argument, then add the rippling laughter and common sense. Beat the butter of youth into a cream and mix well together with the blindness of faults. Put the love, good looks and a sweet temper into a well-furnished house. It's a shame that the attribution for this is nowhere to be found, it's a brilliantly funny wedding reading Remember the little seed in the plastic cup? The roots go down and the plant goes up and nobody really knows how or why, but we are all like that.Įverything you need to know is in there somewhere.Īnd it is still true, no matter how old you are when you go out into the world, it is best to hold hands and stick together. Learn some and think some and draw and paint and sing and dance and play and work every day. Warm cookies and cold milk are good for you. Wisdom was not at the top of the graduate school mountain, but there in the sandbox at nursery school.
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That’s how deep is my devotion All I Ever Really Needed to Know I Learned in Kindergarten by Robert Fulghumįull of eternal wisdom relatable by everyone, with a nice little nod to companionship at the end.Īll of what I really need to know about how to live, and what to do, and how to be, I learned in Kindergarten. Throw things away and love will bring them back, again, and again, and again.īut most of all, love needs love, lots of it.Īnd in return, love loves you and never stops I Wanna Be Yours by John Cooper ClarkeĪ light-hearted, whimsical wedding reading for those who don't want anything too fluffy. People who have nothing in common but love stop and talk to each other on the street. It pulls you in several different directions at once, or winds around and around you until you’re all wound up and can’t move.īut love makes you meet people wherever you go. It runs you around the block and leaves you panting. Sometimes love just wants to go for a nice long walk. Sometimes you want to roll up a piece of newspaper and swat love on the nose, not so much to cause pain, just to let love know don’t you ever do that again! Sometimes you just want to get love fixed. Love leaves you little surprises here and there. It may break a few things accidentally in its passion for life, but you can never be mad at love for long. But come home and love is always happy to see you. Love doesn’t like being left alone for long. It needs to be fed so it will grow and stay healthy. Love wakes you up all hours of the night with its needs. It lies between you and lives and breathes and makes funny noises.
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Who knows what love could do in its own defence? On the other hand, love gives you a sense of security: when you’re walking down the street late at night and you have a leash on love ‘ain’t no one going to mess with you.īecause crooks and muggers think love is unpredictable. So think long and hard before deciding on love. I do, I do, I do! Falling In Love Is Like Owning A dog by Taylor MaliĪ fantastic and highly relatable funny wedding reading for all the dog loving couples out there.įirst of all, it’s a big responsibility, especially in a city like. One of the more popular funny wedding readings and with good reason! Short, sweet, to the point guidance for both halves. I've waited all my life for you Poem by Ogden Nash First up, probably the naughtiest one on the list, but side-splittingly good and with the sweetest ending.